downsized! : the statistics

days since layoff: 3
'business days' since layoff: 1
classified ads read: about 50
jobs applied for: 1
emails written: 12
moments of sheer terror: 3
overall mood: elation
drinks consumed: 4
visits to Starbucks: 5
weed: once
sex: once
cried: not yet, but it's cooking
items rounded up to sell on Ebay: 4
best suggestion for what i should do now: go on EI and read Proust
number of my mother's friends who are praying for me: 1
health benefits: none
worrisome physical symptoms: possible cavity in back right molar
earliest time out of bed: 10:30 am
latest time into bed: 2:00 am
naps taken: 3
washed hair: once
left the house without makeup: three times
been accused of being a man by my partner: twice
acid reflux: yes
song on repeat: Elliott Smith, "Independence Day"